If cable tv had existed in 1947, then the movie I chose to review for this blogathon, RKO Studio’s They Won’t Believe Me! would have appeared on the Lifetime Channel! Instead of a woman in danger film, we have a man who is the protagonist/antagonist all at the same time. He is really a jerk, incapable of making good choices as to who to love, marry, and even how to work at a job! The 3 female characters are either blind to his numerous faults or they think they can change him-3 pretty ladies who are hooked on this idiot! Ah well, c’est la vie in Lifetime movie plots and in They Won’t Believe Me! 
They Won’t Believe Me was based on a story idea by Gordon McDonell and the screenplay was written by Jonathon Latimer. The film’s producer was Joan Harrison, Alfred Hitchcock’s reliable assistant on many of his films and his television series. Former actor, voice actor, Irving Pichel helmed the film as director. The film has a noir feel to it, but despite some movie critics calling it a top notch noir, I felt it was a bit weak in a true noir description. More on that issue later in the post.

Wife Greta, ably played by Rita Johnson
Robert Young, who usually played nice guys in film, and was most well-known in his later years on television as the all-knowing, loving Jim Anderson in Father Knows Best and as the wise and caring Dr. Welby in Marcus Welby, M.D. is this film’s stinker! Young’s Larry Ballantine is a jerk, a weakling sort of a man. A weakling because he married wife #1, Greta(ably played by Rita Johnson) because she’s wealthy. He wants to divorce Greta when he falls in love with her friend, Janice (Jane Greer, a news magazine writer) and even has plans to meet Janice in Montreal, her new home office assignment. The clever Greta finds out and deals her trump card: you can run off to Montreal with Janice, but the money flow will dry up, dear Larry. Rita plays Greta as an understated, quiet, and very patient woman. Greta’s not a shrieking harpy, and she calmly informs Larry that if he chooses her over Janice, there is a job lined up for him in LA, at a prestigious brokerage firm, and that she, Greta, has a fabulous house with tennis court and pool in Benedict Canyon, all ready for them to live in. Janice goes alone to Montreal. ( A side note-Greer got to wear the most outstanding hats I’ve ever seen in a movie-just gorgeous creations!)

Love #2: Jane Greer as Janice
Time goes by and at the brokerage firm, we can tell that Larry isn’t a good employee. He tries for a bit, but one day his boss chews him out for not having a requested report ready for a prospective, rich investor. As Larry is about to voice some lame excuse as to his awful work ethic, in pops a sexy and smart secretary, Verna(Susan Hayward) who hands Larry the report with a, “Is this the report that’s needed, Mr. Ballentine?” Before Larry and his boss know what’s hit them, Verna sashays her way to the secretarial area of the office. Larry finds her to thank her and offers to buy her perfume! Verna has a better idea, why not have Larry give her a ride home some evening. Verna, of the three women, is the closest to a femme fatale in this noir wannabe. She admits she’s a gold digger, she correctly accuses Larry of being no more mature than a child, but she thinks Larry is her only ticket to a life of luxury. They begin an affair in earnest until Greta finds out and once again she calmly plays her trump card. This time, her suggestion is to move to a ranch house out in the middle of a valley, no phone, mail delivery will be at a general store, horses to ride every day, a pool to swim in, and they can just while away their days by relaxing and enjoying the beauty of the valley and the nearby mountains. Larry looks queasy at her offer, but he agrees. I wanted to cheer when Verna lashes out at him and calls him a rat when he delivered his breaking up speech to her. Run, Verna, as fast as you can!!!!

Verna(Susan Hayward) catches Larry’s eye!

“But Verna, you don’t understand! Greta is loaded with money!”
The plot of the movie, up to this point, was easy to follow, but it was a bit frustrating to me. Larry’s character, while conflicted, was not a hard-boiled noirish hero. The 3 women characters weren’t femme fatales in the true noir definition, although Hayward’s came the closest. What frustrated me the most was how could these 3 seemingly intelligent and attractive women, fall for this guy, Larry? I kept thinking that if the part of Larry had been recast with Burt Lancaster, Cary Grant, Tyrone Power, Victor Mature, Ray Milland, or Robert Mitchum, Alan Ladd, Kirk Douglas, or even Joel McCrea, then I could possibly see why these women would all fall for Larry. I like Robert Young, but to me, he was miscast as Larry. I’m sure he didn’t mind too much as he got to have some kissing scenes with Greer and Hayward!
The last third of the film the plot became trickier. Sir Walter Scott wrote, “Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.” (I thought Shakespeare wrote that but I was wrong!) Larry and Verna reunite and come up with a tangled web. Larry decides to spurn Greta and take some of her money. He’s going to go to Reno and get a quickie divorce, Verna will go with him, and then they’ll get married and move away to begin a new life. He tells Verna that he’ll write a letter to Greta telling her he’s divorcing her, and since he’s on a joint checking account with Greta, he’ll write out a check to Verna and she can cash it at the brokerage house. Then she can bring that money with her when she and Larry meet at a tiny burg, Thomson’s Corner. They’ll then drive to Reno together. To redeem the two for a teensy bit, Verna reveals that she didn’t cash the check and Larry tears it up into little bits. Aw, they’re not going to gouge Rita’s checking account! All seems to go according to plan until on the drive to Reno they have a horrific crash at night with a delivery truck.

Yes, when running off to Reno to get that divorce filed fast, let’s delay our trip by taking a swim!
To reveal anymore of this film is to give away too many spoilers, but I will add that the film is told from a courtroom flashback: Larry is the defendent in a murder trial and he gives his side of the story to the jury: he shares with them how he is a jerk, how he trashed his marriage vows to Greta, how he only cared about her money, how he dumped Janice, how Verna dumped him, how they reunited, planned to get to Reno, the horrific car accident, his meeting Janice again by accident(or is it by accident?), and how Larry came to be put on trial.

Larry on trial…he thinks the jury won’t believe him.
To see the surpise ending of this romance/crime/drama noirish film, seek out They Won’t Believe Me! TCM is going to air this film again on September 4th at 6:45 am Eastern/5:45 Central. The films is also at Amazon but mainly as a VHS tape(!) or on dvd through third-party sellers. It does deserve to be re-released on a proper dvd format, in my opinion.

Publicity still for the film
This post is part of the 1947 Blogathon hosted by classic film fans Speakeasy and Shadows and Satin. Please visit their sites by clicking on the links and read about other films that came to the movie going public in 1947.

23 Jul
Paulding, Rolla, and Chattanooga
Posted by jennifromrollamo in Social Commentary. Leave a comment
Paulding, Ohio is the county seat of Paulding County.It’s the county that is directly south of the county I grew up in, Defiance County, Ohio; both counties nestled in Northwest Ohio. Paulding has been on my mind since I found out this weekend that US NavyPetty Officer Second Class Randall Smith, who died from his wounds on Saturday, the fifth victim in the terrorist attack at a Recruiting Center in Chattanooga, Tennessee,was from Paulding. I told my husband and we found out that Smith had graduated from Paulding High School, that he had wrestled and played baseball there, and that he enrolled at Defiance College on a baseball scholarship. After a year in college, Smith decided to join the US Navy and serve his country, just like one of his grandfather’s had done. US flags around NW Ohio have been flying at half-mast. I also saw on a friend’s facebook page a shared announcement, that Amercian Legion members in NW Ohio were being called upon to ride their motorcycles to help escort the body of Smith to Paulding.
With a son who is finished with his 4 years of service in the US Marines, I was heartsick when I got home from work last Thursday and found out that 4 Marines had been killed by a young man of the Muslim faith. I didn’t realize then that our military forbids recruiters to be armed while on their job. It doesn’t make any sense that military personnel, whether they are on their base or at a recruitment office, cannot have a gun on their person for protection! I saw in the news since this horrible terrorist act, that citizens with conceal carry permits have been volunteering to stand guard at recruitment offices across the country and that some states governors’ have announced that their National Guardsmen can carry weapons for protection. A friend who served proudly in the US Navy, whom I was discussing this policy about “no guns” with, I mentioned that common sense would seem to dictate letting military personnel be armed and he said sadly common sense seems to be lacking.
Rolla, Missouri, where I now live, is home to Missouri University of Science and Technology, a premier school for educating engineers, scientists, mathemeticians: all careers that rely heavily on math and science. We have a lot of students who come here from other parts of the world, and many are from Asia. I would say that several times a week I see Middle Eastern students, the females wearing their head coverings, or Middle Eastern male students out shopping with their wives and kids in tow. I haven’t had any bad encounters with those students, but I have found myself wondering, just wondering, if any of those male students, the one’s without a wife and kids, are susceptible to joining in with some terrorist organization? Our oldest daughter, during her senior year at Rolla High School, took a class that let her work at a preschool held at the high school and several of her students were Middle Eastern children, as their parents didn’t want to enroll their kids in the other preschools in our community that are Christian based and held at churches. One day our daughter came home with a sort of funny tale, their craft for the day involved gluing marshmallows down on paper and one little girl began screaming that the marshmallows weren’t “halal”. None of the teachers or student helpers could figure out why marshmallows would freak out a 4 year old, so we asked a friend who had done mission work with Muslims in Detroit and she explained that some marshmallows are made with animal gelatin, from hooves or bones, and that that’s not “halal” or proper food for a Muslim to eat. (Here’s an interesting link I found about what is and isn’t halal food.) In that same preschool class, my daughter said one boy was always scowling and one day he said he and his family hated America, it’s a bad place, and as soon as his dad had his degree, they’d be moving back to where they were originally from! I wonder to myself, if America is such a “bad place”, then why come here at all?? Child #4 in our family of 7 kids, is a Senior at Rolla High and last year as a junior he wrote a very thoughtful piece for his school’s newspaper. He decided to interview Muslim students at the high school to ask them what it’s like to live in America and to practice their religious faith. My son’s article was well-done and helped me to see that not all Muslims here think America is “bad”.
My twin daughters, since 8th grade when they left homeschooling and enrolled at Rolla Junior High, have several friends who are Muslims. The girls are bright, practice their beliefs including the headdress and food rules, and my daughters get along with them really well. They know from our girls that we are active at our church, Greentree Christian, so there is an air of mutual respect for each other’s beliefs. One of their friends, they told me, is a bit sad though as her father announced that in another year their family will be moving back to their native country so Dad can work there with his new degree from MS&T. The country they’ll move back to is having a lot of internal troubles and the girl has confided to my daughters that she doesn’t want to leave America. I told my girls that all we can do is pray for her friend, that God will keep her and her family safe, and perhaps she can come back to America when she is an adult.
With all of these thoughts swirling around in my head this week due to the tragedy in Chattanooga, I give it all to God: my anxiety, my wrong-headed prejudicial thoughts, my concerns with our government and how they are dealing with these crises, those grieving families who lost their loved ones suddenly in Chattanooga, the family of the shooter and the pain they are dealing with. Life is full of many events that we can only ask “Why?” about and we realize that the answers may never come to us in this life. From looking at the book of Job on the Sunday sermons at our church, I have been reminded that Job was dealt an awful hand: his wealth, his children, his health were all taken from him. With horrible advice from his suffering wife, friends with bad assumptions, he too cried out “Why?” Ultimately, Job was reminded how great is our God, how far above He is from what mere mortal man can comprehend, and that despite the disasters that befell Job, he didn’t give up in his belief in God. Job 27:1-6, Job states how he won’t give up his belief, no matter what else may happen to him in this life. I, too, pray that I can hang on and deepen my faith no matter what this life may present to me.